Tuesday 12 April 2011

I need to find a cure...

 ...for my obsession with reality Tv show 'The Only Way Is Essex'.


It's on Wednesday and Sunday night at 10pm, and quite frankly every other night is boring without this a-mazing programme. So I know it's basically entertaining because, a fish has more braincells than the actual cast; but at least it teaches you one thing...a lesson in fake tan! You defo don't want to look like an orange or someone who has rolled in tangy cheese doritoes!

Just a few of the quotes which soon turn into facebook groups straight after:


Lookin reem, smelling reem, being reem, reem.

Oh shutuuuup!



He's well jel


Who's the prime minister?


Forget head holes, you need boob holes.


You plum!


You don't want to be an umper lumper orange...that's not a good look.


Who are you? Your just a fuckin extra


Well he can't sleep with his car can he? I'll give it a good go


What does bro before hoes mean?


Haha



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